You can't get no satisfaction?!

Oh man...I was just reminded of something negative from my last relationship.

The Rolling Stones "Satisfaction" just came on the radio. That takes me back to a time...
When I first started dating my girlfriend. I was awkward when it came to messing around. She was my first girl to get it on with. Some people would assume since I am a girl that I should know how to pleasure women...but no...I sucked at first.
I was shy. I didn't want to do it wrong or weirdly. I didn't just want to "go for it." Was I touching her the right way? Was I hurting her? I let her show me the way.

One day on Facebook and her status read, "I can't get no satisfaction."
She was talking about me.

I felt angry, very small and embarrassed- all at the same time.

Isn't that rude?! As if I didn't know our sex was already awkward.

Thanks douche-stache.